“The difference between a Finnish wedding and a Finnish funeral is that at a funeral there’s one person not having vodka.”
—Fan submission by Damstén
Don’t you love how reporters love to forget what their jobs are and like to attempt to put things in people’s mouths?
Ive never seen a face say “what the fuck are you talking about” so thoroughly
i need the bat teddie in my life.
Bats bats bats bats bats bats
People who support their friends and want them to be happy even it means they get ‘friendzoned’
And people who burn down all of Paris
Painting details ღ Pink period dresses
Gordon Ramsay is my favorite.
i just want to hug all of them
Fun story. I cooked for this dude, once. I did my kitchen apprenticeship at the family-style restaurant of one of New Zealand’s premiere chefs, and he knew Ramsay really well. He was in New Zealand for a few weeks, and Martin brought him by the restaurant to check it out. It was right on the beach, fucking gorgeous. I was the only one there (apprentice = bitch work = 4am starting shifts), and they asked me to whip up some breakfast for them. It was SUPER simple, fried fish, eggs cooked in bread, sausages. He was incredibly gracious and kind, asked me to join them (I couldn’t, too much work to do, so they sat at the kitchen window so they could talk to me), and was super interested in hearing about my english grandma, who had taught me how to cook. I won’t hear a single bad word against this man, for all of his kitchen hysterics, he treated me like an equal.gordon ramsay fandom
If you’re not in the Gordon Ramsay fandom you’re wrong.
I have so much love for everything about this including you guys thank you
Artist Paul Ribera decided to ruin all of childhoods with warped and strung out versions of 90’s cartoons. Have fun trying to sleep ever again.
In Order: Ed, Edd & Eddy. Dexters Laboratory, Hey Arnold, Rugrats, Doug, Powder Puff Girls & Johnny Bravo.
Find more heady works at: The Heady Hunter Gallery
I love vintage stuff but I’m so glad I can enjoy them in the 21st century with my iphone, wifi and slightly more human rights
somebody gets it.
George Orwell, 1984
Kristen Bell wins all the Mothers Day awards
Your kids don’t owe you grandkids. But you owe your kids happiness.
Damn that guy’s Twitter feed is vile
YOU DO NOT OWE ANYONE CHILDREN FOR ANY REASON.
YOU ARE NOT A THIEF FOR BEING BROUGHT INTO EXISTENCE AND NOT HAVING THE SAME GOALS AS THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU HERE.
Truly breathtaking. NYC-based artist Valerie Hegarty’s artwork often poses as artifacts of art history gone awry.